Ladies if he asks any of these STUPID AZZ questions on your first date, you should say "What? Are you trying to f*ck or what?"
What's your favorite color? "N*gga are you trying to f*ck or what?" He should be asking "What color panties you got on?"
What's your sign? "N*gga are you trying to f*ck or what?" He should be asking "You ever swallowed a saggitarius cummm?"
What do you think about Obama? "N*gga are you trying to f*ck or what?" He should be asking "Do you want to feel my presidential d*ck?"
What school did you go to? "N*gga are you trying to f*ck or what?" He should be asking "Can I invite you to my class called 'choke on this d*ck 101"
Do you have any pets? "N*gga are you trying to f*ck or what?" He should be asking "Doggystyle or reverse cowgirl, how you want it baby?"
What do you do for a living? "N*gga are you trying to f*ck or what?" He should be asking "when can we f*ck on ya lunch break?"
What movies do you like? "N*gga are you trying to f*ck or what?" He should be asking "When we make our movie, do you want me to hold the camera or do you want me to call my cousin "Wop" to film that sh*t?
What cell phone company do you have? "N*gga are you trying to f*ck or what?" He should be asking "Can you take some pictures of that fat azz with ya phone and send um to me?"
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