_{It's taking you way too long to get out this car......... leave the burgers alone}

_{Ya fat azz feet is ruining those shoes.........leave the burgers alone}

_{You taking the whole blanket baby, I'm cold.................leave the burgers alone}

_{You leaking ketchup out ya back...........leave the burgers alone}

_{You too fat to even put sh*t in ya pocket.................leave the burgers alone}

_{All ya shirts got food stains...............leave the burgers alone}

_{Are you serious? You really can't turn around in the shower?.............leave the burgers alone}

_{All you can do during sex is lay on ya back........................leave the burgers alone}

_{I know I said.....leave the burgers alone but that don't mean you should start snacking on the kitchen curtains}