_{^{You ever somebody get punched or get made fun of and you see they eyes watering up and they try and say some sh*t like "when I get mad my eyes water."  Mutha f*cka, you just soft, not only do the tears say you soft but they also say that you are a emotional mutha f*cka.  Mutha f*cka get slapped right in his face and don't do sh*t and his eyes start watering?  Are your eyes watering because reality just set in on how much of a p*ssy you are?  Are your eyes watering because you don't want the mutha f*cka who just slapped the sh*t outta you, to slap you again?  Are those "please don't hit me again" tears?}}

_{^{If a cop says you said it, then when it come time for trial, YO AZZ SAID IT!  The court believes anything them mutha f*ckas say.  If they say that you said that they can search the car, then you said they can search the car.  Simple as that.  Aint sh*t you can do it about it.  Mutha f*ckas that been to trial know that when any witness takes the stand, that everything they say is considered truth because they swore to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth.  A lawyer can try to point out certain flaws in a regular witness character, but when it's a cop, that's damn near impossible.  The only way cops get caught in lies is if they stories don't match up.  But 9 times out of 10, they got they story together before trial, so they all can be on the same page.}}

_{^{If you sniffin coke then, you can't get no respect from me.  People who sniff coke be acting like that sh*t is cool, like they can just tell people that sh*t.  That sh*t aint weed?  People who smoke weed will be like, "yo, i'm going in the house to smoke a blunt and go to sleep."  People who sniff coke be trying to do that sh*t too and be like "I'm goin to sniff a couple lines and f*ck the sh*t out my girl."  Coke aint weed, you can't just be announcing you going to do that sh*t, keep that sh*t to ya self, now I'm gonna be looking at you funny when I see you.  Now you aint gonna be that cool mutha f*cka, you gonna be that customer azz n*gga.}}

_{^{Thats My Word, I seen a mutha f*cka in the hood, dressed like a gangsta, two blunts in his hand, on his cell phone, walking two little azz poodles on a leash.  F*ck you doing walking them lil azz dogs for?  I watched the n*gga stop and talk to some people to, the n*gga swore he was the sh*t with two f*ckin pint sized poodles next to him.  I wanted to run down the street full speed and kick the sh*t outta one of them mutha f*ckas, then kick him in his azz, cause he responsible for the bullsh*t.}}

_{^{When you taking a sh*t, do you........... VOTE NOW}}