_{^{I hate a mutha f*cka who tell you to pick them up something from the store, then they give you the money to get it, and when you get to the store, it costs more than the amount of money they gave you.  Mutha f*cka you knew how much that sh*t was,  that sh*t is disrespectful like a mutha f*cka and black people don't like to be fooled.  Then you say to yourself "I will use my money to pay the rest and when I get back, I will just have them give it to me."  Then when you get back, like "you aint give me enough money, I bought it for ya azz anyway so give me my 5 dollars."  They hit you with "Awwww damn, they must of went up on the price, I gave you all I had,  I will give it back to you when I get paid on Friday." (now you looking at dailypiff) (dailypiff is looking back at you like "yea, yo azz got hustled.")}}

_{^{If you died today, how many people would be at your funeral?  Would it be jam packed.  Or would it be hardly anybody there except family and close friends.  Would people be thinking to themselves "damn, not a lot of people at this funeral, people must not like her."  Would you be missed?  Would ya girl/man go off and f*ck and be with your best friend?  Who would get your car?  When people go in your room, would they find all your secrets?  Would everything be back to normal after you are dead for a week?  If you died today, how many people would be at your funeral?}}

_{^{You cannot sit in the county jail talking about how much of a big drug dealer you are.  If you have a bail, and you can't make that bail, then you wasn't a big drug dealer.  Mutha f*cka you need $5,000 to get out of jail and you been in here a month in a half already and you still aint post bail yet?  Yet, you infecting my ear about who you know and how much drugs you sold?  If you know so many people mutha f*cka, tell one of them n*ggas to come get ya azz.  And as far as all the drugs you sold, that sh*t aint gonna fly with me, cause all you need is $5000 and you walk out that door and you aint got it.  I heard you on the phone with ya mother telling her to sell something to come get you out.  You tried to talk real low but I heard you n*gga.  Lying about who you know and how much drugs you sold my work with them birdhead b*tches you f*ck wit, but it aint gonna fly here n*gga.}}

_{^{You ever see a mutha f*cka over-protecting some worthless sh*t?  Mutha f*cka get out the car and take the floor mats with him?  Mutha f*cka putting a cover over that lumpy azz couch?  Mutha f*cka cleaning his dirty azz sneakers with a toothbrush every night?  Them sh*ts is dirty n*gga aint sh*t gonna whiten them mutha f*ckas up.  Mutha f*cka yelling at you cause of the way you touched his bootleg azz CD.  This n*gga paid 89 cent for the CD and downloaded all the songs for free and he telling me how I should "touch" the CD.  I will frisbee that sh*t out the f*ckin window.  Mutha f*cka keep his fitted hat in a plastic bag?  What the f*ck you think that sh*t is, leftover food mutha f*cka.  Who the f*ck puts a fitted hat in a clear plastic mutha f*ckin bag?  The same people who put boxes of cereal in bags and hang um up on hangers in the closet, next to the winter coats.}}

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