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Strictly For The Hood Advice #58

publication date: Jan 9, 2010
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author/source: Dailypiff.net
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When somebody is getting made fun of, there is a 4 joke limit before mutha f*ckas start getting mad.  It goes like this:

1st Joke: Everybody laughs, even the mutha f*cka who is getting clowned on, he laughs it off, he doesn't want people to think he can't take a joke, so everything is all in good fun at this point.

2nd Joke: Everybody laughs even harder, the mutha f*cka getting clowned on doesn't laugh as hard this time, but he does smile.  He cracked a smile, so everything is all in good fun at this point

3rd Joke: Everybody's laughter is at maximum volume, the mutha f*cka getting clowned on doesn't laugh, doesn't smile and I believe he let out a "f*ck you n*ggas" under his breath, nobody heard it.  But they can tell by his facial expression that sh*t aint sweet no more.  This n*gga is officially TIGHTTTT.

4th Joke: The laughter is in a whole other gear now,  the sh*t is even funnier now because after the last joke, everybody saw his facial expression, and when somebody is getting mad, it just makes the sh*t 10 times funnier.  The n*gga getting clowned on jumps up and says "I might have light bulb ears but you can't whoop my azz."  What happens after that depends on if there will be a 5th joke or not.

 

Let's say you playing around with somebody, lets say you throwing paper at they head or some sh*t like that, and that person gets serious and says "stop."  If you stop, just because somebody got serious, then you straight p*ssy.  Now, you shouldn't of been playing little kid games with the mutha f*cka in the first place but f*ck that, this mutha f*cka trying to get serious.  If you stop just because he said "stop" from that point on he is going to be looking at you like a p*ssy.  You gotta throw another one at him just so nobody say he chumped you.

 

I hate a mutha f*cka acting like a 3 year old because be put some hot sh*t in his mouth.  Mutha f*cka be panting like a dog because he put some barbecue chips in his mouth.  "gimme some water, somebody gimmie some water, this sh*t is hot!"  Same n*gga talking about how loud his gun ring, acting like a lil b*tch over some hot and spicy chips.  N*ggas do that sh*t for attention, they think it's cute and funny to pretend like some sh*t is burning they mouth.  B*tches need to stop laughing when n*ggas do sh*t  like that.  Stop giving them n*ggas attention for that sh*t, you should be clowning them mutha f*ckas.

 

They say in sports, that everybody loves the underdog, well in the hood, when n*ggas is beefin, everybody roots against the mutha f*cka who started it.  Nobody wants the n*gga who started the sh*t to win.  They be wanting the mutha f*cka who started it to get his azz whooped or put in the hospital or some sh*t.  That way everybody can be like "see, that's what happens, when you f*ck with people."  If you ever started some sh*t with somebody and you end up fighting or whatever, remember, NOBODY wants you to win, even ya own crew don't want you to win, them n*ggas want some sh*t to laugh at and talk about when you aint around.

 

What act says "I'm Scared" more......... VOTE NOW


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