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Strictly For The Hood Advice #58
When somebody is getting made fun of, there is a 4 joke limit before mutha f*ckas start getting mad. It goes like this: 1st Joke: Everybody laughs, even the mutha f*cka who is getting clowned on, he laughs it off, he doesn't want people to think he can't take a joke, so everything is all in good fun at this point. 2nd Joke: Everybody laughs even harder, the mutha f*cka getting clowned on doesn't laugh as hard this time, but he does smile. He cracked a smile, so everything is all in good fun at this point 3rd Joke: Everybody's laughter is at maximum volume, the mutha f*cka getting clowned on doesn't laugh, doesn't smile and I believe he let out a "f*ck you n*ggas" under his breath, nobody heard it. But they can tell by his facial expression that sh*t aint sweet no more. This n*gga is officially TIGHTTTT. 4th Joke: The laughter is in a whole other gear now, the sh*t is even funnier now because after the last joke, everybody saw his facial expression, and when somebody is getting mad, it just makes the sh*t 10 times funnier. The n*gga getting clowned on jumps up and says "I might have light bulb ears but you can't whoop my azz." What happens after that depends on if there will be a 5th joke or not.
Let's say you playing around with somebody, lets say you throwing paper at they head or some sh*t like that, and that person gets serious and says "stop." If you stop, just because somebody got serious, then you straight p*ssy. Now, you shouldn't of been playing little kid games with the mutha f*cka in the first place but f*ck that, this mutha f*cka trying to get serious. If you stop just because he said "stop" from that point on he is going to be looking at you like a p*ssy. You gotta throw another one at him just so nobody say he chumped you.
I hate a mutha f*cka acting like a 3 year old because be put some hot sh*t in his mouth. Mutha f*cka be panting like a dog because he put some barbecue chips in his mouth. "gimme some water, somebody gimmie some water, this sh*t is hot!" Same n*gga talking about how loud his gun ring, acting like a lil b*tch over some hot and spicy chips. N*ggas do that sh*t for attention, they think it's cute and funny to pretend like some sh*t is burning they mouth. B*tches need to stop laughing when n*ggas do sh*t like that. Stop giving them n*ggas attention for that sh*t, you should be clowning them mutha f*ckas.
They say in sports, that everybody loves the underdog, well in the hood, when n*ggas is beefin, everybody roots against the mutha f*cka who started it. Nobody wants the n*gga who started the sh*t to win. They be wanting the mutha f*cka who started it to get his azz whooped or put in the hospital or some sh*t. That way everybody can be like "see, that's what happens, when you f*ck with people." If you ever started some sh*t with somebody and you end up fighting or whatever, remember, NOBODY wants you to win, even ya own crew don't want you to win, them n*ggas want some sh*t to laugh at and talk about when you aint around.
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