_{^{For some reason, family members think it is ok to steal from you.  They see something they want in ya crib and they take it and they don't even tell you that they took the sh*t.  2 weeks later you looking for it and you can't find it.  You go over to they house and you see it.  "Is that my sh*t" they like "what?, Oh, yea I took that."  I'm saying what makes you think its ok to steal from me?  Cause I'm family?  I will f*ck a family member up like I just met they azz last Tuesday.  They don't just take little sh*t either, if they see money laying around, they will take it.  Gift card, they will take it.  For some reason, they think you will not whip they mutha f*ckin azz.}}

_{^{If a n*gga is f*ckin with a white girl, the white girl must do two things, first, she has to be able to take "white people jokes."  Second, she is not allowed to make "black people jokes."  Not that a n*gga would give a f*ck if she was making "black people jokes" but white people don't know how to make black people jokes.  If a white b*tch was telling funny black people jokes, I would let her do her thing.  Most of the time the sh*t be corny as f*ck.  Only black people know how to make black people jokes.  A white girl making black people jokes is a turnoff, again, not because of it being racial, but because the sh*t just be corny.  Now on the other side of the coin, a interracial relationship can not work unless this white b*tch is willing to accept the fact that a n*gga is going to make fun of her and her people ALL THE TIME, now if she can take it, everything will be good, if she can't take it, then the relationship will fail and there will always be tension.}}

_{^{When you riding in the car with somebody, your life is in their hands.  They are controlling your life.  It is up to them if you ever see your loved ones again.  It is up to them if you ever see your kids graduate.  It is up to them if you live or die.  You should be careful who you get in the car with because just because somebody has their drivers license, DOESN'T mean they know how to drive.  Mutha f*ckas are on twitter and sh*t while they driving.  A accident can kill you.  But the bad thing about it, is that it can kill mutha f*ckas in the car with you.  Now see the person in the passenger seat, be thinking to themselves "this mutha f*cka is driving crazy."  But they scared to say sh*t.  You shouldn't be scared to tell a mutha f*cka to slow down.  A accident don't even have to be the person who driving fault.  Some other mutha f*cka on the road can do some crazy sh*t and the person you in the car with is going to fast to stop or too busy retweeting a corny azz joke they just read, to even see it coming.  Just remember, when you jump in that passenger seat, your life is in their hands, don't be afraid to speak up you p*ssy mutha f*cka.}}

_{^{I hate when a mutha f*cka get a new tattoo and every chance he get he tries to show that sh*t off.  He get a tattoo on his shoulder, all of a sudden this mutha f*cka wanna be rolling his sleeve up and sh*t.  He get a tattoo on his stomach, now all of a sudden this mutha f*cka stomach is itching like crazy, and he just gotta scratch it.  He get a tattoo on his back, then all of a sudden you hear him say "Damn!! I think something just bit me on my back, can you check?"}} 

_{^{If you could only do one, for the rest of your life...............VOTE NOW}}