_{^{You would be surprised at how many b*tches out here aint getting f*cked right.  Yea they talk that sh*t like they getting d*cked around crazy but they say that because it is too embarrassing to tell everybody that they man f*ck like he handicapped.  A b*tch will make her man seem like god, when in reality the n*gga aint sh*t.  Don't ever believe a b*tch when she says she gettin good d*ck.  If you let the b*tch tell it, she was f*ckin all night last night knowing damn well that b*tch was on twitter and her man was watching ESPN.  They aint f*cked since Friday night.  But you dont expect her to broadcast that.}}

_{^{Ladies you can tell if that n*gga been f*ckin by how much cumm come out his d*ck.  If he let out a nice amount of cumm then that n*gga aint bust all day.  As a woman you should memorize how much cumm is supposed to come out of his d*ck.  You have to do the math.  After a week you should know how much cumm should be coming out of his d*ck.  You should know how much comes out on the first, second and third nutt.  If there is a shortage in any nutts, then he been f*cking.  But he can beat the case if he just say he was jerking off.  Try it anyway that n*gga might not be that mutha f*ckin smart.  Even if he cumm in ya p*ssy you can still tell how much cumm came out his d*ck.}}

_{^{I hate a mutha f*cka who dont know what the word "might" means.  When you say you might do something, that sh*t dont mean it's going to happen, that sh*t means I "might."  If I say "I might go to Jersey this weekend."  Don't go packing ya sh*t friday night talking bout "I'm ready to go, whenever you are." "go where" she like "you said we was going to Jersey this weekend."  You deaf b*tch, I aint say we was definately going.  With people like that, you have to keep everything a secret, you can't tell them that you are thinking about doing something because anything you say, to them is definate.  They don't hear the words "thinking about" or "might."  You see the average person is f*cking stupid.  I'm being dead serious, if you take 100 people 75 of them will be smart as a mailbox.}}

_{^{You ever see somebody diss the sh*t outta somebody and not know it right away until everybody start laughing?  They say some sh*t like (white girl voice to the fat girl) "The bathroom is the first door on the left and be careful the toilet seat is loose."  Then everybody start laughing at fat girl.  She was just letting big girl know that the toilet seat is loose.  But everybody else started laughing.  Fat girl aint have a problem with what she said but when everybody started laughing, that changed everything.  Now fat girl wanna fight, now she wanna slap the girl with one of those fat azz hands she got.  The laughter should not play a part in whether you are mad or not.  If youre mad, youre mad, if it didnt bother you, it didn't bother you, don't let background noise determine if you mad or not.}}

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