_{^{Nobody likes when somebody tells them the truth.  For example, if somebody tells you that "you getting fat."  That will make somebody upset and really really hate that person, but one thing is for sure, when that fat mutha f*cka goes to sleep at night, they are going to be thinking about the person who called them fat.  Truth tellers are hated but respected highly.  If you tell a good looking person "you look good" they will forget about that within the hour, but if you tell a good looking person "you aging in ya face" they will take that sh*t to heart and you will be on they f*ckin mind all day, all week, all month and possibly for the rest of their life.  If you want to be on a person's mind for the rest of their life, insult the sh*t out that mutha f*cka for no f*ckin reason at all, just come out of nowhere and say "you know what, I always thought you was pretty mami, but I never really noticed that you got mismatch eyes.  You aint as pretty as I thought" after you say that just walk off.  You officially left your mark on that b*tch for life.  They will never forget you even if they tried.}}

_{^{White people hate anything where they are going to be outnumbered by black people.  If the average white person walks in a bank and there are more black people in the bank than white people, then the white person may walk out the bank.  If the average white person walks in a grocery store and it aint nothing but n*ggas in the grocery store, they may never visit that grocery store again for the simple fact that it was a T.M.N. situation. (Too Many N*ggas).  Black people are used to being outnumbered in certain situations.  But white people aint used to being outnumbered, they heart start beating all fast and sh*t.  They not used to being outnumbered because they don't even attend or go places where they will be outnumbered.  The average white person hates a T.M.N. situation.}}

_{^{Yo in jail, I learned that there are two types of spanish people.  There are the spanish people who were born in and from Puerto Rico, Mexico, Dominican Republic etc..... and there are the spanish people who were born in America.  It's a big thing on some real sh*t.  The spanish people who were not from America and speak perfect spanish be clownin the sh*t outta the spanish people who were born in America and speak f*cked up spanish.  I seen a bunch of old skool puerto rican mutha f*ckas go INNNNNNNNNNNNN on this puerto rican kid.  They was talking about how the mutha f*cka is a fake puerto rican and sh*t and how the mutha f*cka be throwing english words in the middle of spanish.  The kid's spanish was f*cked up but he knew english real good, but in jail, if you spanish and you talking in english you get clowned by spanish people.  The old skool puerto rican dude said something to the kid in spanish and the kid responded in english.  WHY HE DO THAT?  The old skool mutha f*cka said "yo, if I'm talking to you in spanish you respond in spanish. Ok?" "Ok?" "Ok?"  He wanted the mutha f*cka to say "OK" so he said "say "ok" you f*ckin fake azz puerto rican!"  The kid said..................... "ok."}}

_{^{I can respect a mutha f*cka trying to open his own business and sh*t but can you please open up something other than a f*ckin barber shop or a clothing store?  I mean gott dayummmmm.  It's 3 barber shops already out here and you want blow ya money on opening a barber shop.  It's 5 clothing stores on every block and you want to open up a clothing store.  Be creative n*gga.  Open up something that is needed mutha f*cka.  Why would n*ggas come to your barber shop, when they been getting they haircut at the other barber shop for years?  N*ggas don't f*ck around when it come to they hairline, they aint gonna "try you out" when they already got somebody cutting they sh*t who they know aint gonna push they whole sh*t back.  N*ggas is scared of new barbers.  Ya sh*t is dead before you even opened it n*gga.  Hope you aint take out a loan to open that up, cause if you did, you just took one step into OWE A MUTHA F*CKA FOREVER land.}}

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