_{^{We all know b*tches brag about dudes they had sex with, but it takes a real thorough b*tch to brag about a d*ck she sucked.  Not too many b*tches is built like that.  To just be like "Who? That n*gga? I sucked the sh*t out his d*ck the other night."  They may brag about sucking their man's d*ck, but what I'm talking about is "Random D*ck."  Or you know how some b*tches be like "I need some d*ck."  I want to hear a b*tch say "gott dayummmmmmmmmmm, I feel like sucking a d*ck right now."  That's the sh*t I'm talking about.  Or "I feel like playing with a n*gga balls right now."  B*tches don't know that n*ggas like to hear sh*t out of the ordinary.  That will shock the sh*t out of a n*gga.  Can you imagine sitting next to a b*tch and out of nowhere she just be like "I feel like swallowing some cumm right now"  and you look at her and she got a serious face.  That's what n*ggas wanna hear.}}

_{^{At the end of the day, a lot of relationship decisions are based on how good the other person looks or the body that they have.  For example, a woman will think twice before leaving a man if that n*gga looks good.  A woman will think twice before leaving a man if that n*gga has a big azz donkey d*ck.  A man will think twice before leaving a woman if she has a body like a video hoe, A man will think twice before leaving a woman if her head game is crazy.  The bottom line is, if somebody has something good, they will not be able to sleep at night knowing that somebody else is getting it.  If a woman leaves donkey d*ck David, she knows that the next b*tch is going to be getting that donkey d*ck.  If a man leaves head game Holly, he knows the next n*gga is going to be getting that bomb azz head every night.  You might not think it, but mutha f*ckas think about sh*t like that before they leave somebody.  Sounds crazy.  I'm not saying it will make you stay with them, but it will make you think twice.}}

_{^{In my opinion the silent treatment is worse than arguing.  The silent treatment can wreck a mutha f*ckin relationship, at least if you are arguing you are speaking and letting the other person know what the f*ck is really good.  That silent treatment is like poison in a relationship.  Every day that goes by with you not speaking, you become a little bit less attracted to the person.  At least if you arguing, the other person might say some sh*t that will make you realize why you love they azz again, but that silent treatment sh*t is mutha f*ckin poison.}}

_{^{Some b*tches think mutha f*ckas is real stupid, you ever have a b*tch tell you, that she has a best friend that is a male, he aint gay, but she aint never f*cked him?  You telling me this mutha f*cka is your BEST FRIEND, he AINT GAY, but he aint NEVER F*CKED YOU.  That is kinda unbelievable, but not impossible.  Then you ask the question, did he ever TRY to f*ck you.  Now this is the moment of truth right here, if she says "no, he aint never tried to f*ck me."  That b*tch obviously thinks your dumb as a mutha f*cka.  THAT sh*t is impossible.  If the b*tch tells you the n*gga aint never even TRIED to f*ck, then that's a dead giveaway that she DID f*ck that n*gga.}}