_{^{I don't see how people have open relationships.  When I say open relationship, I mean a relationship in which both people are allowed to f*ck other people as long as they tell each other.  That sh*t is kinda crazy but again, I can't knock it cause I never been in a relationship like that.  But if you are letting your b*tch f*ck somebody else and that's ok, do you watch her get f*cked sometimes too?  What if one of the people in the relationship is uglier than the other one?  Then you got one person getting they sh*t off like craz and the other person can't pay a mutha f*cka to f*ck them.  That's not fair is it?  Does the other person have to approve of who the other person can f*ck?  If you let your girl/man f*ck other people, that can open the door for some crazy sexual experiences.  Threesomes, foursomes, fivesomes, all that sh*t.  But how can you look at your b*tch the same?  How can you look at her the same when you know she f*cked some other dude last night and not only that, SHE TOLD YOU ABOUT IT.  She told you how he was d*ck boxing her, she told you how she poured A-1 steaksauce on the n*gga d*ck, she told you how she crumbled up a bag of chips and dumped over that n*gga body and licked every last mutha f*ckin chip off that n*gga.  Like I said, can't knock it till you try it, but it might be hard to find a b*tch down to do it.}}

_{^{If you f*ck with a b*tch who has a man.  You look at her man different if she sucks your d*ck, than you would if you just f*cked her.  If you just f*cked her you would look at her man like "yea, she cheated on him, but hey, she might still respect the n*gga."  But if a b*tch get to sucking ya d*ck with passion, you look at that n*gga like he is just the whackest n*gga on the face of the earth.  It shouldn't be like that but that's how it is.  Giving head is a special mutha f*ckin thing.  If a b*tch has a man and she sucks your d*ck, a lot depends on HOW she sucks your d*ck.  If did she just suck your d*ck to get you hard?  Or did she make love to your d*ck.  If she made love to your d*ck, it makes it hard to even look at her man in the face.  You be talking to that n*gga looking at ya sneakers.  You be talking to that n*gga while you texting.  You be talking to that n*gga watching cars drive by.  Ladies if you cheat on your man and suck the next n*gga d*ck, don't make love to his sh*t.  That's just disrespectful.}}

_{^{You ever f*ck with a b*tch who plays sports and loves sports?  These b*tches are tricky.  It's hard to find a chick who knows how to be a complete lady while at the same time, watching sportscenter every night.  I'm not talking about a chick who knows a few players and has a favorite team that she likes to watch.  I'm talking about a b*tch who knows Kevin Durants Field goal percentage.  I'm talking about a b*tch who knows what type of defense the Bengals run.  I'm talking about a hardcore sports b*tch.  Usually with a hardcore sports b*tch, they are good to live with, they are good to go out with, but usually they have trouble being sexy.  B*tch be sleeping with a Cowboys jersey on and sh*t.  I need a b*tch who is a mutha f*ckin 100% b*tch, Can't have no n*gga tendencies in her.  Ladies how would you feel if you was f*cking with a n*gga and he got every soap opera on DVR, and he cusses you the f*ck out when you delete one of them sh*ts.  You wouldn't look at him like he is a manly man?  You would look at him like he was a p*ssy.  Then you should be able to relate to a b*tch being TOO MUCH of a sports fan.}}

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