Strictly For The Hood - When You First Meet Someone and More - Daily Piff

_{^{I hate when you meet a mutha f*cka for the first time and the n*gga wanna pretend like he super mutha f*ckin hard and sh*t. You be like "what up" and that n*gga bop his head like his mutha f*ckin mouth is broke on some "bruh man" from Martin bullsh*t. N*ggas be the most b*tch n*ggas in the world but still try to stunt like they hulkamania on the first impression. This is their only opportunity to play the role of a gangsta because they can't play the role with mutha f*ckas who know them, so playing tough in front of mutha f*ckas that don't know them is their chance to shine. Even it is only temporary, they are cherishing this moment, the moment where they can pretend like they tough.}}

_{^{A b*tch n*gga is going to act according to who is around him. For example, if a b*tch n*gga feels he is around some gangsta n*ggas he is going to be kinda quiet, laugh at n*ggas corny jokes, speak only when he is spoken to and co-sign the dog sh*t outta what n*ggas is saying. If a b*tch n*gga feels like he is around some p*ssy azz n*ggas, he is going to be loud and obnoxious, he's going to clown a couple n*ggas, he's going to call a couple shots and overall stunt like he is that n*gga. After seeing the difference in the b*tch n*ggas personality when he is in front of these two groups of people, that should be enough proof to stamp that n*gga as a certified b*tch azz n*gga.}}

_{^{Only b*tches kick n*ggas in the balls. That's some female bullsh*t. How you gonna be about to fight a n*gga and kick or punch a n*gga in the balls? It's a unwritten rule when you fighting a n*gga that you don't touch a n*gga balls or d*ck. I had a poll on this awhile back (my daily readers remember). If you getting ya azz whooped that mutha f*ckin bad that all you can do to get a n*gga off ya azz is to touch his d*ck, then you should carry a weapon. The people that are watching the f*ght are looking at that sh*t like "if I was a referee, I would f*ckin disqualify that n*gga." That's the thing though, aint no f*ckin rules, you gotta be prepared and look out for a n*gga trying to grab ya f*ckin d*ck cause if he get a nice grip on ya sh*t, that can turn the whole f*ckin fight around and when he turn the f*ght around and whoop ya azz, aint nobody trying to hear ya excuse that "the n*gga grabbed my balls." Streets aint trying to hear that sh*t. Bottom line is you got f*cked up.}}

_{^{I hate a mutha f*cka who says they was "about to" do some bullsh*t. You should of held that sh*t in. If screaming that you was ABOUT to do something, the first question that immediately pops into mutha f*ckas head is "WHY DIDN'T YOU." Then you gotta explain WHY you didn't do it and you end up sounding like even more of a b*tch than you already are. Keep the "would of's" "could of's" and "should of's" on mute, we aint trying to hear that sh*t. Go all the way or shut the f*ck up f*ckboy azz n*gga.}}

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