The only time somebody don't want to hear about ya sex life is if their sex life is wack or if they aint getting none at all. EVERYBODY who is f*ckin on the regular wants to hear a sex story. Those b*tches who be like "I don't want to hear about the sex you are having with him" don't want to hear it because they can't participate in the conversation because they either have nothing to contribute, or their story aint as mutha f*ckin good as the one they just heard. Step ya mutha f*ckin sex game up and you will start loving to hear the freaky sh*t that goes on in another person's relationship. You can't participate b*tch! What you gonna say? "He laid me on the bed, f*cked me, busted a nutt and turned on sportscenter. That aint exciting. That's one way you can tell if you have a good sex life, ask yourself, if I told about the sex I had to somebody, would they be interested? If the answer is "no" then you just aint f*ckin right.
Some mutha f*ckas only can f*ck when they high or drunk. Ladies, these are the n*ggas who everytime you f*ck them, they gotta smoke something or drink something before they pipe you down. Pay attention. Is the sex better when they are high or drunk? Does he do all types of freaky sh*t to you ONLY when he is high or drunk? When the mutha f*cka is sober he can't f*ck for sh*t huh? Ladies you have to pay attention to this sh*t before you begin to make a long-term commitment to the n*gga because if a mutha f*cka can't f*ck when he is 100% sober, then you may be spending the rest of your life with a drug addict alcoholic who you can only get good sex from when they are under the influence.
I hate when I'm in the shower with a b*tch and the b*tch is taking up all the mutha f*ckin hot water shampooing her hair and sh*t. She tell you "move for a sec, I gotta wash my hair" You move out the way and be freezing like a mutha f*cka. This b*tch, shampooing, conditioning, shaving and all that other bullsh*t while you chillin there with ya ballz all froze up. Ladies if you going to take a shower with ya man, share the mutha f*ckin shower. Gott damn, let a n*gga get some water on him too. The n*gga standing there freezing and he aint getting no water except the mutha f*ckin shower drops bouncing of yo azz. A shower supposed to feel good and hot and you ruining the experience. Make a n*gga not want to get in the shower with ya azz no more because you a gott damn waterhog.
TRYING to have a baby can ruin the sex. You two mutha f*ckas are concentrating so hard on having the baby that your mind aint even on having good sex. She just want you to bust up in her and she aint even thinking about throwing that sh*t back on some XXX sh*t. She just want to get that nutt in her and then hold her legs up in the air and get her wiggle on (like that sh*t is going to work). It takes all the fun out the sh*t when it's on some bullsh*t like that. The n*gga is f*ckin the b*tch and she aint even f*ckin back, she just waiting for you to bust off cause remember, when a b*tch wants a baby, all she is thinking about is HAVING A BABY.
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