_{^{Police loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a dumb mutha f*cka.  When the police are in the police academy, these mutha f*ckas are trained to make a dumb mutha f*cka tell on himself.  The majority of criminals are dumb as a wet t-shirt.  They are lunchmeat to a police officer.  Police, prosecutors and judges all know that a admission of guilt from a defendant is gold in a court of law.  Aint no way around NOTHING once you admit that you did it.  Police knowing this, constantly try to get a mutha f*cka to tell on himself.  For example, if they find drug next to Jamar, they say "Jamar we know these drugs are yours, we been watching you for weeks, we got video and photos of you making drug transactions, just admit the drugs are yours and things will be a lot easier for you."  Now dumb azz Jamar, confesses to the drugs being his which puts him at the mercy of the cops.  Jamar, let me ask you this, if they KNEW the drugs were yours why the f*ck would they need you to ADMIT that?  They said they got photos and video, so why the f*ck would they need you to confess to these drugs?  It's because they know, that a confession from you is going to make their case 10 times stronger than it is.  Maybe they do have video surveillance, but that aint enough.  They know that.  They might have photos, but that aint enough.  You could of been giving somebody anything, you could of been giving somebody cough drops.  Bottom line is, without a confession or without a mutha f*cka SAYING that you sold them drugs, they got nothing.  Don't ever tell on ya self, make them do the work, don't do it for them.}}

_{^{If you a fake thug but you got ya shorty thinking you a real thug.  Once she is in the prescence of a real thug, you can kiss that slut goodbye.  Yea you got her open cause, you a good actor.  You be doing everything in your power to hide the b*tch from the real thugs.  It's obvious she got a thing for thugs and she actually thinks you are one.  But sooner or later the b*tch is going to see the real thing and you won't be that n*gga in her life no more.  B*tches are always comparing, this is what they do, they are masters at comparing.  If she is conversating with two n*ggas, the b*tch is instantly comparing both n*ggas.  They can do this sh*t in 3 seconds flat.  So when she goes around a real thug, she compares the real thug to the fake thug she got at home (you).  And after being in the company of the real thug for 5 minutes, she realizes that what she got at home is the bootleg copy.}}

_{^{How the f*ck can you sit up in front of a mutha f*ckin TV and watch COPS or DEA?  Those shows are for cops.  Those shows the cops always win.  Are you a cop?  Do you like to see bad guys get caught?  Let me tell you a story.  In jail right, rec was at like 7:00pm.  It was about 6:45pm.  Everybody was in they cell waiting to come out for rec in like 15 minutes.  The only people that were not in their cell were the mutha f*ckas who got jobs.  So the C.O. told them mutha f*ckas they could stay out because he was about to call rec in 15 minutes at 7pm.  So 7:00 comes and mutha f*ckas start running to the shower and to the day room where the TV is at.  So one inmate ran to the day room  and one of the mutha f*ckas who was out already was in there watching TV.  He was watching cops.  The inmate said to the n*gga watching cops.  "Why the f*ck you watching this bullsh*t and turned the f*ckin TV."  The n*gga that was sitting there watching, got up and turned cops back on.  After that, that n*gga got f*cked the f*ck up, BAD!  His face looked like somebody cracked a glass ketchup bottle over that n*gga face.  Don't watch cops and DEA, that sh*t aint gangsta.  If you watch it, then you the mutha f*ckin police, real talk.}}

_{^{When police serve a search warrant for drugs, the affidavit that goes with the warrant usually has something about the defendant selling drugs to what they call a confidential informant or a C.I.  A lot of n*ggas don't know that police lie about having an informant sometimes.  They lie about it because, most times a judge wont sign off on a search warrant without it.  How do cops get away with it?  They get away with it because mutha f*ckas is scared to go to trial.  One thing about catching a case is that, if you don't take the case the trial, then all the facts of the case will not come out.  Like I said in the first paragraph, a lot of times mutha f*ckas help the police by admitting guilt.  When you take a plea deal, you are admitting guilt.  When you take a case to trial, all the lies and dirt the police did come to the light.  But if you cop out early, you never know what they really had on you.  N*ggas is scared of trial though, they hear how much time they can get if they lose and they b*tch the f*ck up and take whatever deal is on the table.  Then the cops get back to the station and high five each other because they aint have sh*t on the n*gga and they still got a conviction.  N*ggas is f*ckin soft as sh*t.}}

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