A lot of b*tches is one feature away from being a dime. What I mean by one feature away is, everything is dead perfect on the b*tch except for one thing. For example, a b*tch might have a n*ce azz body, nice hair, nice lips and eyes but she got a nose like a rock hard penis. Or the b*tch might have a perfect face, nice feet and legs, t*tties are perfect, but the b*tch got an azz flat as a cell phone bill. I'm telling you some b*tches are one feature away from being considered a dime but that one f*cked up feature is soooooooo f*cked up, n*ggas cant overlook it. A b*tch can look like a dime head to toe when she aint smiling, but when she smile, her teeth are not yellow, they light orange and shaped like numbers, that b*tch smile and her mouth reads "7()/|9\" You tried to call the dentist and that n*gga put you straight to voicemail.
It takes a lot to have two b*tches that both get treated like wifey. It takes a lot of mutha f*kin time, effort, money and stress to do this. It aint nothing to have one b*tch being treated like wifey and another b*tch being treated like a stray cat. But to show two diffrent b*tches "wifey love" is just not worth the time. It gets even worse when the b*tches don't know about each other. Some n*ggas tell both b*tches about the other b*tch. That makes sh*t a little bit easier. But If they don't know about each other, you have to call both these b*tches everyday, you have to buy valenties and christmas gifts twice and most importanly you have to f*ck both these b*tches. Only one of these b*tches is going to get the good d*ck. You f*ck one b*tch 3 times at 5pm, after that you don't even really feel like f*ckin no more so when you go see the other b*tch at 10pm, she gonna get the garage sale d*ck, the used up d*ck. Salvation army d*ck. She be lucky if she even get a round two. The b*tch that got the garage sale d*ck is going to be upset. You have to balance the sh*t out. If you give the 5pm b*tch the good d*ck, then you give the 10pm b*tch the garage sale d*ck but you gotta take her out. One b*tch gets a good f*cking, the other b*tch gets taken out. I guess that's how you gotta handle that.
When a b*tch is giving you head, you are not supposed to sit there and let her suck your d*ck. You are still supposed to f*ck, but instead of f*cking her p*ssy, you have to f*ck her mouth. You have to treat the b*tches mouth like a p*ssy. F*ck all that lazy sh*t, laying back on the bed while she sucks you. Nahhhh, you f*ck that b*tches mouth like you f*cking her p*ssy. Grab the back of her f*cking head and f*ck her mouth as fast and hard as you can. Just cause you getting head don't mean it's lazy time. You f*ck her mouth from every angle, after you get done f*cking her mouth, you shouldn't even be able to understand what the b*tch is saying. If you f*cked her mouth right, that b*tch shouldn't even be able to talk. If you f*cked her mouth right that b*tch should be writing everything she want to say on a piece of paper and passing it to you. If you f*cked her mouth right, that b*tch wouldn't be able to eat a bowl of cereal without milk dribbling down her chin on to the table. F*ck her mouth like you f*cking her p*ssy n*gga, stop being scared to abuse that throat.
A white woman and a black man does not look nowhere near as funny as a white man and a black woman. When people see a black man and a white woman, they might look once or twice and go on about they business. When people see a white man and a black woman, they do a triple take and start whispering. People one question that they don't say out loud. They want to know, is the white dude a cool azz white dude who got enough swag to f*ck a black b*tch or does black b*tch act like a white lady and can't stand n*ggas. It's either one or the other. Either that white boy is a hood white boy or the black b*tch is one of those black b*tches who think they white.
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