Strictly For The Hood - 10 Ways To Tell He Is Not A Thug - Daily Piff

A reader wanted my opinion on 10 ways to tell he aint a gangsta

Even though I did this a long time ago, let's get this money. *piff cracks knuckles*

1) He aint a gangsta if he don't let you see his court papers

2) He aint a gangsta if you aint never heard of him in any type of drama

3) He aint a gangsta if he can't make bail

4) He aint a gangsta if he don't make people earn their respect

5) He aint a gangsta if he has to ask permission before he put in work

6) He aint a gangsta if he let's "going to jail" get in the way of handling mutha f*ckas who disrespect him

7) He aint a gangsta if he aint got nothing but drug cases

8) He aint a gangsta if he likes Officer Ricky music

9) He aint a gangsta if he gossip like a b*tch

10) He aint a gangsta if he put b*tches in front of his money

I could do a 1,000.

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Never Fraud (Dallas): 10 ways to tell he aint gangsta

1. You suck yo thumb (ol'Fred from making the band ass nigga)
2. You live at yo mama's house and the mattress you sleep on use to be hers.
3. You got an electric toothbrush (It's cool if you do but yo ass ain't gangsta)
4. If you get manicures and pedicures and call them manis and pedis (...)
5. If you wear a sweater vest (even with no shirt under it still ain't gangsta)
6. If you can read real good (lol)
7. If you never smoked weed (really? never? in your whole life?.... why the fuck not?)
8. If your favorite sport is baseball (your options are football and basketball pick one)
9. If you carry a wallet (carrying around pictures of granny ain't gangsta)
10. If you ever responded to a question with "Sure" (neato, and absolutely are also not gangsta)