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"You Aint A Dime" Quickies

publication date: Nov 5, 2009
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author/source: Dailypiff.net
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You aint a dime if you can walk to the store and back without one mutha f*cka trying to holla at you.

 

You aint a dime if ya azz is as flat as the bottom of a shoebox

 

You aint a dime if ya fingernails and toenails aint always done up.

 

You aint a dime if you look better with your clothes on than with them off

 

You aint a dime if you f*cked more than 5 dudes within the last year. (you lose points for being a jump)

 

You aint a dime if you aint got a job (you lose points for being a golddigger)

 

You aint a dime if b*tches don't hate on you everywhere you go

 

You aint a dime if you don't look good when you wake up in the morning

 

You aint a dime if ya face is not crystal clear (no pimples, mosquito bites, clear face only)

 

You aint a dime if ya lips is not full (can't stand a boney lip b*tch)


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