_{^{That's my word, I saw a mutha f*cka scratching his dirty face so hard smoke was coming from his cheeks}}

_{^{That's my word, I seen a mutha f*cka fart so hard.................................his nose started bleeding}}

_{^{That's my word, I seen a mutha f*cka lick his lips so much....................he had to soak them sh*ts in spoiled milk}}

_{^{That's my word, I seen a mutha f*cka stick a Q-tip in his ear and when he pulled that sh*t out...........his wife filed for divorce}}

_{^{That's my word, I seen a mutha f*cka pull his pants down in front of a b*tch and the b*tch laughed so hard....................the b*tch stopped breathing (had to call ambulance, real talk)}}

_{^{That's my word, I seen a b*tch in the club dancing and she was doing her thing until.......................the b*tch had the nerve to do a cartwheel}}

_{^{That's my word, I seen a b*tch take some straws out of Burger King and she thought she was stealing.  She put a hood on, walked in BK, stuffed the straws in her pocket, ran fast as hell out of BK busting thru the door, jumped in a car outside and said DRIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!}}

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