_{^{I would never let a mutha f*cka get away with putting his fingers in my chip bag, lick them and then stick his fingers back in the bag.  Once you lick them dirty azz fingers, those fingers are no longer welcome in my bag.}}

_{^{I would never let a b*tch punch me in my eye.  They say never hit a woman, sh*t, if a b*tch punch you in the eye and got you looking like Roger The Raccoon and you aint gonna do nothing.  You gotta at least piss on her favorite outfit.}}

_{^{I would never let a b*tch sh*t on me.}}

_{^{I would never let my d*ck touch another man's d*ck if we are f*cking the same b*tch}}

_{^{I would never f*ck a b*tch that I heard had herpes.  I don't care if it's not true.  How do I know it's not true?  Once I haar it, I'm good.  On to the next one.}}

_{^{I would never put my fingers in any man's hair. EVER!}}

_{^{I would never keep a b*tch around if she say's "no" to anything I want to do to her. You gotta be a freak and down for whatever to f*ck wit me baby.}}

_{^{I would never keep a CD that skips in my car.  Once I hear that sh*t skipping, that sh*t is going out the f*cking window.  Why put it back in the case and keep it?}}

_{^{I would never dig in my nose and pull out a booger and not look at that sh*t}}

_{^{I would never wipe my azz and not look at the toilet paper}}